A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.
by Greg Heffley the real one March 09, 2022
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by Crissysmegma December 02, 2024
Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
by chiefkeefied October 31, 2020
One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.
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by Tony Tuthill November 18, 2006
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