Jon

Jon, not Jonathan... just Jon. The direct opposite of sex god. Mediocre. Has a lot to learn. Kind and smart but says shit like "juice" and "like hello".

Jon lost his juul.

by Rach.1221 May 6, 2020

Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)

Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.

by rudy STANTZ May 15, 2020

jon from liverpool

a very very noncy young lad

She's 12 but you shagged her anyway? You're such a jon from liverpool!

by spenge god June 6, 2020

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

Jon

A codeword for a quick fap session or masturbating

"hey imma go Jon real quick brb"
" I can't be very explicit now, but I was *jonning* about 20 mins ago that's why I didn't pick your call up"

by Amoeba2021 July 14, 2020

jon

jon /dzorn/
definition: it is a Ghanaian Pidgin word describing a person or a thing which is uncool, stupid or childish.

“This guy doesn’t know any of the latest songs, he is so jon.”

by GhanaVocabulary July 23, 2020

Jon

A monster who seduces young boys .

Damn what a jon(referencing pedo)

by Nigbias August 13, 2020