A short phrase, picture, or combination of the two that gets repeated in message boards and Barrens chat for far, far longer than anything ever ought to be. Imagine a small child being surprised by a jack-in-the-box every single time the toy springs out and you'll have a fairly good idea of what the collective internet considers witty.
"Chuck Norris kicked a man so hard that it cured cancer!"
"Wow, all your base are belong to Chuck Norris!!"
"Jesus Christ it's an internet meme get in the car!"
"ROFL :)"
"Wow, all your base are belong to Chuck Norris!!"
"Jesus Christ it's an internet meme get in the car!"
"ROFL :)"
by xqby June 24, 2008
Get the internet mememug. A sarcastic term for someone who is an Internet "tough guy." A person who spends most of their time on Internet message boards acting like they are the all-knowing and all-mighty. If someone disagrees with their opinion the person labels the person with whom they disagree with a "sheep", "sheeple" or called some sort of derogatory term. This person tends to have very few friends in the real world and makes most of their friends on the Internet with people who are similar to themselves.
Person: I think that he's a really good coach.
Internet Hero: He's such a terrible coach, you're such an idiot! Wake up sheeple he needs to be fired!!
Internet Hero: He's such a terrible coach, you're such an idiot! Wake up sheeple he needs to be fired!!
by PB&J January 10, 2008
Get the Internet Heromug. by jon_99 October 3, 2013
Get the internet sexmug. An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much
by tom healey August 29, 2016
Get the Broke the Internetmug. A person who often spreads their hate for a person, place, thing, movie, book, tv show, etc. on the internet. The are usually bored or just very negative or emo.
Note* Not to be confused as a person who hates the internet.
Note* Not to be confused as a person who hates the internet.
Random Post on Blog: That Britney Spears is so retarded and talentless!!
Person commenting on post: Stop being an internet hater!!!
Person commenting on post: Stop being an internet hater!!!
by that's good October 22, 2009
Get the Internet Hatermug. The act of using social media to communicate subliminal messages or take "shots" at a person you clearly have a problem or issue with by making indirect statements and comments on the Internet. You have no courage or "balls" to call them on the phone and speak directly, email them privately or sit down for a one on one in resolving the issue.
Sarah, the ex-girlfriend behaviors are consistent with a internet coward as she obviously has an issue with her ex's new fiancée being around her children based on her numerous social media posts of 'Wicked Stepparents'.
During the morning departmental meeting, our two co-workers disagreed about the next steps to take in finalizing our company project. This evening, worker #1 is behaving like a internet coward and has made several status post on Facebook clearly directed to worker #2 in subliminal messages.
During the morning departmental meeting, our two co-workers disagreed about the next steps to take in finalizing our company project. This evening, worker #1 is behaving like a internet coward and has made several status post on Facebook clearly directed to worker #2 in subliminal messages.
by Satiresr March 21, 2015
Get the Internet Cowardmug. Girl: this is me srry i look so emo. i just got a new haircut lol. i no im hot tho. ahaha
Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.
INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.
Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.
INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.
by Lamashan October 17, 2009
Get the Internet detectivemug.