/'ɡranē skərt/
Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted
1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.
2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.
3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted
1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.
2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.
3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017
Get the Granny Skrtmug. The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
Get the Granny Piemug. Dirt ring or ring of perspiration around one’s neck. Usually develops after working in dusty, hot environments.
by Texas Dirty Mike August 21, 2024
Get the Granny necklacemug. Granny’s are always so sweet and kind they will never get you in trouble and will just tell you to not do it again.
My granny is so sweet
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
Get the Grannymug. by Dem-Definitions May 28, 2018
Get the your great-grannymug. When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.
On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
Get the Granny Lip Itmug. Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.
by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023
Get the Granny fluffermug.