goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009

Throat Goat

A professional meat slopper

Example 1: Dude Billie is the fuckin throat goat, i'm gettin the pussy next time, fuck it.

Example 2: Yo, Tommy Sucked off both me and Xavi this morning. He's a fuckin throat goat bro

by junglefever74 September 14, 2023

Goat Puppy

The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.

Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.

by Seeman December 28, 2008

goat day

When you have a vocab quiz and a polyatomic ion quiz on the same day in science. They are basically free points.

Person 1- Ready for goat day?
Person 2- Of course, it's free points!

by Period 5 pyschos March 27, 2017

Grumpy goat

A vagina so lonely it will eat anything

Wow, look at that grumpy goat!

by cattle_herder_22 May 5, 2018

kenny/goat

The hottest bitch in the world. If you're named Kenny or Goat, I can guarentee that people named Dani will fall in love with you- like the level of "I've had a crush on you since third grade" kinda love. No joke, these bitches are so fucking cute.

Kenny/Goat: Hi my name is Kenny or Goat

Everyone ever: *simping over how amazing they are*

by ur mom dani December 18, 2021

Piggy the GOAT

Yea it goes against itself. But the pigs a fcking goat man. Can't disrespect the bloody legend. He is cracked at fortnite and he's taken. No he isn't Justin. Hes better, Hes Piggy The GOAT and u wont stop simping over him. He will make you go brrrrrrrrrrr.

"O-M-G Melissa. hes such a GOAT. I heard he's Piggy the GOAT. I want to date him so bad."

by Rohtak January 13, 2021