Trouser Blast

An unassisted pantgasm.

"She took her top off and I just had a trouser blast. I knew I should've jerked off before I went out."

by slagbot July 25, 2009

ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky

Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.

by walterc February 15, 2015

Mexi Blasting

Scanning the web for pictures of Mexicans being shot.

I was Mexi Blasting on my computer all day.

by The Mexi Blaster August 15, 2011

Headphone Blasting

An action that is started when that prick across the room starts playing music on his cell phone, so you turn your MP3/Ipod's volume all the way up, and then engage in music battle over control of the loudest sound waves.

"Hey you hear that prick playing music?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Lets start Headphone Blasting!"

"Yeah!"

by TruthWithinLies April 17, 2010

Arctic Blast

When, in sub-freezing temperatures, a man ejaculates onto his fellator's face, but the semen freezes mid-air, blasting the face with cumsickles.

It's so cold out tonight, I'm going to give Eric's mom an arctic blast before she makes me hot chocolate.

by Yournewstepdad December 19, 2013

Arse Blast

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

Winter Blast

When a man chills his semen in a spray bottle and sprays it on an unsuspecting victim.

What happened with that guy last night?
He totally winter blasted me.

by T_Hark January 10, 2011