blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019

ear blasting

extremely loud (music .shouting .. etc )

i've been at concert last tight , the music was Ear Blasting

by Gyanguru June 1, 2016

Mexi Blasting

Scanning the web for pictures of Mexicans being shot.

I was Mexi Blasting on my computer all day.

by The Mexi Blaster August 15, 2011

Dingle Blast

When your feces hits the water so hard it feels like a tsunami in the toilet.

OH SHIT! THAT WAS A DINGLE BLAST!

by strongislandny June 30, 2011

Arctic Blast

When, in sub-freezing temperatures, a man ejaculates onto his fellator's face, but the semen freezes mid-air, blasting the face with cumsickles.

It's so cold out tonight, I'm going to give Eric's mom an arctic blast before she makes me hot chocolate.

by Yournewstepdad December 19, 2013

Arse Blast

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

Winter Blast

When a man chills his semen in a spray bottle and sprays it on an unsuspecting victim.

What happened with that guy last night?
He totally winter blasted me.

by T_Hark January 10, 2011