by sagefortune8 November 26, 2013
A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.
Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.
by Areallyfunnyguy January 07, 2012
Division II University located between Bay City and Saginaw, Mi. Very nice campus with a lot to do. Most students like to have a good time with many parties and drunk slutty girls. Lots of bars in the area and almost everyone smokes weed. Classes are not too bad and Sports are good.
A.k.a. Sagnasty
A.k.a. Sagnasty
by Alcoholic696969 June 20, 2011
You are not a career criminal just because you steal from the Moreno Valley Mall. A town where below the 60 it's all the black and Mexican dudes living with their moms and above the 60 it's all the fat Mexican chicks that they got pregnant living on HUD. Baby mama drama capital of the United States. Where tortas cannot wait to loan their boyfriends their Toyota Corolla to go cheat on them while they're at work. Middle class white dudes act like they are from the ghetto but they're actually from Perris. Where the women on the daily act more stuck up than they should because their boyfriends are actually the dudes that are acting ghetto. A large portion of the population here supports only fans. Latino dudes will jack you if you try to buy drugs, and a cholo hookers will try to jack you the same. Town is too close to banning for comfort. I the bars definitely have tortas thinking they are prettier than they really are when they all go home with the same black dudes at the end of the night. ( shark Bar) the STD rate always surprisingly high i'm surprising because of all the failed cosmetology students it's still where the scrubs around town.
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by ksjnds July 19, 2019
A jocular, non-serious way of telling someone that they are sucking at something (usually surfing or skateboarding or some such activity). The expression originated among Los Angeles area surfers who would try to intimidate surfers from farther inland (usually the San Fernando Valley) into not surfing at “their” break. Locals could tell a “Val” because people from the valley usually weren’t very good (not having access to the beach as easy as coast residents). Hence the expression becoming synonymous with “you suck.” Was popularized as a catch phrase by several bad Hollywood surf movies (eg Point Break).
by Uncle Dungheap June 11, 2006