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Toastering

Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious
Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭
by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024
mugGet the Toasteringmug.

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.
My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.
by penis love96 June 20, 2011
mugGet the Monkey Toastermug.

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.
Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!
by lebbyz May 15, 2017
mugGet the frozen toastermug.

Dutch Toaster

When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it
by N8tertot October 13, 2020
mugGet the Dutch Toastermug.

Toaster Strudel

The act of burning someone alive and proceeding to ejaculate semen on them.
Yo I pulled a toaster strudel on that bitch last night
by gaviCn June 10, 2018
mugGet the Toaster Strudelmug.

Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.
My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.
by Noemad April 8, 2022
mugGet the Alabama toaster strudelmug.

toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you
During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.
by ajs85 October 15, 2025
mugGet the toaster strudelmug.

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