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Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.
My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.
by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021
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dirty redneck

A person so poor, self-centered, and stupid that they're incapable of considering anyone else. "Dirty Redneck" is a derogatory term used to describe an individual who displays a combination of rural, low-class and uncivilized behaviors, often associated with a lack of hygiene and basic social etiquette.

They typically have a penchant for conservative views, cheap beer, hunting, and driving large trucks or beat-up old cars. The term "dirty" in this context alludes to the unkempt and unclean appearance of the individual, while "redneck" refers to their rural roots and their tendency to wear work boots, flannel shirts, and baseball caps. It is important to note that using this term can be considered offensive to some people, so it's best to avoid it in polite conversation.
Durlene's dirty redneck boyfriend is taking her muddin' for their one year anniversary. He bought a flannel tuxedo
by ringmymagicbell February 23, 2023
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Redneck noise

Guy 1: Listen to that. That’s a bad jam
Guy 2: Redneck noise dude that’s all it is
by Mommy I Rocky February 13, 2022
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Redneck Margarita

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)
i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas
by Robert Rene April 5, 2016
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redneck tequila

To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.
We don't got lotsa drink money so we jus' went down to the corner store and made us some Redneck Tequilas
by Lelouche September 22, 2007
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Redneck Roofies

a combination of baby asprin, cheap whiskey and diesel fuel.
Daryleen drank some redneck roofies, and woke up next to her cousin Daryl Earnheart Jr.
by DJPK February 7, 2009
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Redneck Rave

Rave in which large amounts of truck sluts, daddies money trucks, sluts in Boots, desperate girls that act drunk but really aren't and annoying city folk come to rub mud on their face and brag about how "Kountry" they are.
You see all dem truck sluts at redneck rave.
by ballsackpenisfucklick November 13, 2016
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