A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.
Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.
by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022
Get the Pet Manmug. (The Real Life Equivalent to Pokemon Catching)
Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals
Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds
Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)
Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion
This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries
(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution
Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals
Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds
Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)
Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion
This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries
(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution
Kid 1: Hey Look at What i Found
Kid 2: What is It
Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting
Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it
Kid 1 OK Bring it On!
Kid 2: What is It
Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting
Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it
Kid 1 OK Bring it On!
by baliebox4916 February 9, 2023
Get the Pet Collectingmug. by National pet day May 20, 2024
Get the National Pet Daymug. The sensual kiss, that you crave, followed by a hug all while being pet very inappropriately; sexy petting and hugs.
*something sad occurs* Baby I need huggy pets pleaseeeee!!
*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.
*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.
by Fordyum April 25, 2021
Get the Huggy petsmug. by The director Dan February 25, 2019
Get the Pet Rockmug. Person 1: Let's play Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
Person 2: NO THAT GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJEJSJSUSJSJSSUMSHJSNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
Person 2: NO THAT GAME SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJEJSJSUSJSJSSUMSHJSNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
by Reason D Alt August 12, 2023
Get the Pet Simulator XZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQmug. A student who is known for his legendary procrastination abilities and still manages to get good grades from his teacher ER. In doing so, he does not have to kiss his teacher's ass making this word the exact opposite of a Teacher's Pet. There is also a possibility of the teacher liking the student for his procrastination abilities.
YungBB: Yo man what did you get from ER this term?
Leg-end: I got a 8/8 man
YungBB: What a fucking ER's Pet
Leg-end: I got a 8/8 man
YungBB: What a fucking ER's Pet
by skaaaa June 11, 2018
Get the ER's Petmug.