Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.
Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.
Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.
by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives for motor cross. He finds all his tech from the Walmart dumpster, don’t even try playing a game on his computer because it’s practically a calculator.
(Sylas Murphy rides in on his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing ass jiggling)
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”
by SYLMAN September 27, 2022

by Swuduusud May 29, 2019

by Pilkospilkie June 21, 2021

by kelly kelly December 22, 2020

the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"
in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023

Joshua Murphy is a bully and callous. He always picks on clarese and preys on little children. You will most likely find him lurking on little children at the park or writing gay fanfics about mr helmuts and his (As Josh quotes) “delicious tasting and smelling toes”.
by mrsmuffinman November 18, 2021
