The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)
by PLZSTFU September 30, 2011
Get the Mexican Subwaymug. When a man buys a pickup truck & a couple lawn mowers & piles all his amigos & lawnmowers into the truck to start a lawn cutting business.
Derived from the millions of ratty pickup trucks packed with mexicans & lawn mowers.
Derived from the millions of ratty pickup trucks packed with mexicans & lawn mowers.
That mexican entrepreneur almost ran me off the road with his truck packed full of mexicans & lawn mowers.
by g55h445ty October 16, 2008
Get the mexican entrepreneurmug. by AZWildcats10 October 22, 2009
Get the Mexican Rakemug. The mess you find in your bed the morning after a night featuring mexican food and too much alcohol.
"Can someone please bring me up an extra set of sheets? I don't want to say too much, but it got a little "mexican guacamole" up in here if you know what I mean."
by therealkevintitterton September 3, 2009
Get the mexican guacamolemug. Any item such as an old chair, table, desk ect from your basement that you dont want anymore and are too lazy to take to the salvation army so you place the item in broad daylight at the end of your driveway for some Mexican landscaper or salvager to take. In a few hours low and behold your shits gone because some mexican took it. this is a quick and easy way to get ride of shit that you don't want before garbage day.
Guy 1: "hey man you want this desk from my basement?"
Guy 2: "no thanks dude that thing looks ancient as fuck and has a huge hole on the side of it"
Guy 1: "fuck your right, ugh but trash night isnt until wednesday and its monday"
Guy 2: "i have an idea. Wait, See those mexican landscapers with their truck?, i bet if you leave it outside they might take it."
Guy 1: "alright lets try it."
30 min later
Guy 1: "haha it fucking worked, my old shit is fucking bait, ill call it Mexican Bait.
Guy 2: "no thanks dude that thing looks ancient as fuck and has a huge hole on the side of it"
Guy 1: "fuck your right, ugh but trash night isnt until wednesday and its monday"
Guy 2: "i have an idea. Wait, See those mexican landscapers with their truck?, i bet if you leave it outside they might take it."
Guy 1: "alright lets try it."
30 min later
Guy 1: "haha it fucking worked, my old shit is fucking bait, ill call it Mexican Bait.
by foodchain December 1, 2011
Get the Mexican Baitmug. An entire bottle of hot sauce (no, not Tabasco the hot sauce that actually tastes good I'm talking the Mexican shit that no one likes) mixed in the mouth with sperm from a Mexican (also includes island Mexicans i.e. Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Dominicans.)
Carlos: Ehh Ese you hear? Jesus gave Elena some Mexican Mouthwash last night! (Make sure to say this example here like a Mexican...)
by RaceDoesMatter June 19, 2012
Get the Mexican Mouthwashmug. a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.
"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"
by the super bukkake December 31, 2011
Get the mexican ripcordmug.