Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid October 11, 2016

Batman kid

A term used to describe an orphan or a young child who is without parents. The phrase draws inspiration from the iconic superhero, Batman, whose own backstory includes the loss of his parents during childhood. Just as Batman overcame adversity to become a symbol of justice and resilience, a "Batman kid" may symbolize strength, determination, and the capacity to thrive despite challenging circumstances.

(1.) I killed my parents and now I am Batman kid. (2.) I was working with the mmmm, the Batman kid. Do you mean the orphan? YES, that's the word!!

by notthebatmankid October 25, 2023

TikTok kid

A user of TikTok that's under the age of 13 (which is the age required to access the app). Their videos on the platform include "running away from home" videos, "flying fairies", "getting pregnant" (yes) etc. These kids are also known for posting videos with weird filters on and generally unfunny jokes or just typical kids stuff like nerf battles etc. There's also a furry side of these kids who post videos of them dancing in hand-made cardboard fursuit heads which often just look embarrasing. Some of the users still upload lipsync which died off back in the days of Musical.ly or videos of them recording a TV.

Have you seen this TikTok kid's account? Haha, he posts such cringe there, wanna watch?

Sure. Lmao what a kid! Let's scroll down to see more of his videos.

by ttjapnjett September 21, 2020

Rip-kid

When a couple are having sex and useing a condom, which unfortunitly rips, producing a rip-kid.

Usually used as a form of insult

you want to know why your parents hate you? because you're a rip-kid!

by Jolly Green May 6, 2007

Kazoo Kid

The dankest meme on the market.
He likes to sing, dance, pretend, and kaaaazzooooooooo.

"I wish I was as dank as Kazoo Kid."

by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017

Oppressor Kid

Someone who uses an Oppressor Mark 2 in Grand Theft Auto 5 Online. These people are usually players who lack skill at the game and can also fall into the terms of "griefer" and "shitter". These players are widely hated across the GTA 5 Online Community as they are known for killing and destroying players' cargo and murdering people for no reason other than to gain K.D.

Player 1: Oh my god Anthony this guy keeps killing me!
Player 3: Dude this guy is so annoying!
Player 2: Guys this Oppressor Kid is so annoying!

by JVATYT February 8, 2022

kid-at-heart

A personality trait that defines a grown up who acts or becomes very youthful or possibly childish when it comes to certain things i.e. Favourite foods.

A kid at heart is one who is usually not too serious.

Girl: "Hey, I got your favourite cake again."
Guy: "Yessss, thank you lol!"
Girl: "Haha, you're such a kid-at-heart!"

by MrMagnificentMedia September 15, 2013