Hot Dog Flu

When you eat too many hot dogs late at night and so you wake up feeling like you have the stomach flu.
Guy 1: “I think I have the stomach flu.”
Guy 2: “No, you ate too many hot dogs last night, I think it’s just hot dog flu.”
by PS1Hagrid September 09, 2019
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2nd day flu

The same as a 'sick day' but used the day-after to support the validity of the initial 'sick day', or to squeeze out a little extra time off. Ideally timed on Friday or Monday to yield a 4-day weekend.
Jim: Where were you last friday?
Bob: 2nd day flu got me.
Jim: lucky bastard
by DogbertsCube December 08, 2009
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sky water flu

When a flight nurse or flight paramedic leaves work “sick”, but coincidentally the aircraft cannot complete a mission because of weather. (Because they don’t want to do ground transfers)
LifeFlight 2 is unable to fly due to weather—both crew members called out with the “sky water flu”.
by MontrealMedic1 July 08, 2021
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Clear bottle flu

A feeling of having the flu after drinking alcohol from a clear bottle. Otherwise known as hung over.
I can't come to work today because I have the clear bottle flu.
by JoeyBomm October 17, 2021
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lack of sex flu

A fever, upset stomach, sore throat, broken big toe, basically any ailment or sickness can be tied back to a lack of sexual intercourse.
Sally: "man I think I'm getting sick"
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .
by Sapper Daddy1 February 06, 2018
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Wisconsin Cheese Flu

This is a flu you will get when you fly to Green Bay Wisconsin and wear a 49ers jersey to a local restaraunt. Flu entails vomitting, massive diarhea, and the inability to make it to Lambeau Field on game day.
I flew out to see the niner packer game, but got Wisconsin Cheese Flu and spent all of sunday crapping on my best friends couch.
by Scuba Steve Hammer December 12, 2010
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Wuhan-Kung-Flu

Virus from Wuhan Chinia, that it takes every roll of toilet paper availiable to fight against.
Due to Wuhan-Kung-Flu, stores are out of toilet paper across the country.
by Korky482fletch March 18, 2020
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