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dutch rudder

When you hold your dick with your own hand and someone moves your arm, effectively jacking you off.
The dutch rudder is an effective way to shoot white stuff.
by fatboy23444 December 9, 2008
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learning Dutch

Dave was learning Dutch til 3am. He's going to Amsterdam soon, he's going to learn a lot more Dutch there.
by nbdghfjkvn August 15, 2010
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dutch mustard

When you trap your sexual partner under the blankets and then wet the bed.
"After we finished going at it, I shoved her head under the blankets and pissed everywhere."
"You gave her the old dutch mustard"
by parksungwoo February 14, 2015
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Dutch Dream

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes (dutch dream) while they are asleep.
Girl: I woke up yesterday to my idiot boyfriend giving me a dutch dream.
by domc July 6, 2015
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Dutch Hangman

A dutch rudder delivered to you while standing on your head.
I walked in on my roomates doing the dutch hangman!
by John Motherfucking Hopkins January 9, 2013
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Double Dutch

Double Dutch is a jump rope game where 2 long jump ropes turning in opposite directions are jumped by one or more players that kids in Black neighborhoods played. Don't know if white kids played this game. I don't know where y'all got your definition of "Double Dutch" from as it sounds truly stupid, but whatever!! There is a song called "Double Dutch Bus" that was a jam back in the day. Again, maybe y'all don't know about this!! go to YouTube where you can see the game being played and trust no condoms in the game!!!
We will be playing in the Double Dutch championship this year.
by QueenBMD September 21, 2016
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Dutch Bastard

Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.
Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."

Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."

Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."
by ShadowSlashing March 23, 2013
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