A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!
by The Sneak Thief March 08, 2018
by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019
Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 13, 2022
WHOAAA THERE IS THAT christopher naseiro
by christopher naseiro April 08, 2019
by Watchingforredflags December 18, 2022
At first the Kilea doesn't know what to do about the lovfelt Christopher but eventually they figure things out and they have some hard struggles but eventually live happily ever after
by Blah Blah XD April 09, 2019
Stor chain rundt kuken og har alltid litt ost å spise under forhuden. Og karen like ralph lauren. Han eier også et kondomeri og bar, og har øyne over 1000 kondomer.
by errevs January 02, 2024