Clarking

A man so late. He pulls his cum face half hour after he’s shot his load.

What’s wrong with your face are you Clarking. He was clarking on the train because he he had a wank before leaving the house.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Clark

A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.

Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!

by I have no earthly idea November 22, 2021

David A Clarke

Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.

On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke

by Zero2infinity October 4, 2018

Haze Clarke

The miraculous ladybug YouTuber

Fan:OMG it's haze Clarke
OMG NO

by Gacha August 3, 2022

Clark Time

A phenomenon contained in the Clark family that causes a 15 to 30 minute delay on arrival from the scheduled time.

Church started at 10:00, but because of Clark Time they got there at 10:30

by Nathan_go December 22, 2019

Clark

Clark is a kind man that cares way too much for those he cares about to the point he sacrifices a lot of himself. He fights for his loved ones and what he believes in. He listens to everyone's problems, but rarely talks about his in fear that he might be sharing too much. He understands others and can adapt to the most diverse friend groups. Clark deserves so much more than what he's given. Ladies don't treat him right and take advantage of his kindness because he allows it. Clark is funny and hard to forget. He's also kinda crazy.

me: who was it that made a flamethower in class?

friends: oh, yeah; that was clark

by Bigdragoncock May 11, 2022

Alicia Clark

Alicia Clark is the most badass character in Fear The Walking Dead portrayed by the most uwu person in the world Alycia Debnam Carey . She slays zombies and looks good in sweaty clothes.

me : HAVE YOU SEEN HOW Alicia Clark SLAYED THAT ZOMBIE
my friend : OMG YESS SHE A QUEEN

by lil.fan-boy May 31, 2019