App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.

Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.

by clappr February 25, 2015

Tard Latin

When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.

I don't speak Spanish, I just know a few words, I speak Tard Latin.

by MyPetStripe June 6, 2015

buness tard

A Buness Tard is another name for a jobby especially a large one.

Aidan dropped a big Buness Tard down the pan

by Shug89 October 17, 2018

Fuck Tard

A "Fuck Tard" a very stupid person
a "fuck tard" is also known as a retard

Jerry: England is my city
Jeff: Shut up you fucking fuck tard

by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018

The Tard™

This term was coined by The N-Word Pass group chat on Misfits Amino. When someone has the Tard, this means that they are incredibly retarded. It can be spread through sucking dick or through the air. The Tard is incredibly contagious, which is why most people who contract this horrible disease must be immediately quarantined and given an acid bath.

Did you really just say that? Looks like you got The Tard™, my friend.

by mystery_tard101 February 4, 2019

tard mode

an episode of full on stupidity, nonsense, and basically full on retard behavior

“i was so hyper this morning i was on straight tard mode”
“bro those xans always got him on tard mode”

by no snitchin May 31, 2018

king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards

person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards

by planekid December 18, 2017