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Super straight Monogamous 

A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.
- do you want to go on a date with me?

- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
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Super Super Straight 

So Straight Straighter the *Super Straight* You can kiss the homies without it being gay!
Justiny: "Yooo Joey You like Being Gangster dont you"

Joey: "Nah bro just fucking kiss me am super super straight"

Justiny: " No your a Gangster"

Anti Super Straight 

People who do not support Super Straight, for it’s Transphobic Nature or by its discrimination.

Or people who overall hate the trend of Super Straights on Tiktok.
“ I don’t like Super Straight, due to it’s harmful nature and its lack of being compassionate. “

Super Straight is something i don’t like due to how it originated. “

“ Anti Super Straight is good due to it being people fighting for equality for trans people. “
Anti Super Straight by Fonji March 8, 2021

Anti Super Straight 

Acknowledging that people who are “super straight” are just transphobic and using their cis privilege to bring minorities down.
Guy 1: I hate transgenders and I hope they get killed.
Guy 2: That’s extremely transphobic
Guy 1: Nope i’m 🟧⬛️ Don’t be anti Super straight, homophobe
Guy 2: Grindr logo?

Super Super Straight 

A sexual preference in which one prefers every sex. The Super Super Straight flag consists of orange and black:🟧 ⬛️

One, who is better in every are of life, specially in sex (What ain´t hard, since Super Straight people are virgins) than Super Straight people. Super Super Straight people can fuck who ever s/he want`s, except stupid people.
Guy 1: I would not date that stupid bitch.
Guy 2: But I thought you are Super Straight?
Guy 1: No, I’m Super Super Straight.

International Super Straight Day

On March 9th every year it is international super straight day to celebrate men being attracted to woman that don’t have a penis.
Hey boys, are you excited for International Super Straight Day tomorrow?

Apollo is super straight 

person1: haha apollo is gay
person2:no, apollo is super straight