by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016
Thomas Stoner is a moron
by Cool guy42069 December 16, 2019
A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
by Duckyruzic January 26, 2012
While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!
Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha
by Becky & Davey December 22, 2021
bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.
stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.
by that_bi_gleek September 07, 2020
When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."
I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.
by scumfinder December 11, 2009
Someone who smokes dank cannabis multiple times a day. They typically take bong rips (br's) or dabs. And to be even more of a real stoner they tend to hangout and smoke with groups of people, small or big.
by Btap December 21, 2016