1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.
Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.
Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.
Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
Get the Stoner's Lapmug. by Saso2004 November 10, 2022
Get the stoner flippingmug. (noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.
Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017
Get the kidney stonermug. An evening chiefly designated for, and defined by the recreational consumption of cannabis. The night may entail other pleasures such as those of the flesh, entertainment (television or otherwise), and/or food/candy, but these are all secondary to the enjoyment of cannabis.
I've picked up several pre-rolls, chosen a film to enjoy, and stocked the kitchen with chilled natty wine, snacks, candy, and pizza. It's going to be a classic stoner's night.
by billyTK August 3, 2021
Get the stoner's nightmug. When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
Get the Stoner Petmug. The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.
Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.
Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.
Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”
“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017
Get the Stoner’s Delightmug. Ryan and Dakota, the Set in Stoners of the neighborhood, celebrate their anniversary every year with a couple of joints.
by GoldenGirlsDRM August 15, 2020
Get the Set In Stonersmug.