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Pullin' A stoner

When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."
I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.
by scumfinder December 11, 2009
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kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017
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stoner's night

An evening chiefly designated for, and defined by the recreational consumption of cannabis. The night may entail other pleasures such as those of the flesh, entertainment (television or otherwise), and/or food/candy, but these are all secondary to the enjoyment of cannabis.
I've picked up several pre-rolls, chosen a film to enjoy, and stocked the kitchen with chilled natty wine, snacks, candy, and pizza. It's going to be a classic stoner's night.
by billyTK August 3, 2021
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Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
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Sad stoner

Someone who is tall(like really tall), has a small friend group, wears Nike and zooyork, and a skater. Also they smoke a lot of weed
by Blazeikin March 27, 2017
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Stoners eve

On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.

great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends
everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve
by zachwarhawk December 5, 2010
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Stoner’s Delight

The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.

Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.

Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”

“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017
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