Stoner the loner

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends

I got the weed from stoner the loner

by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016

Stoner Hour

Any time after midnight

Dude 1: hey what should we get to eat
Dude 2: I dunno, what's open at stoner hour?
Dude 1: like taco bell, and whataburger

by JJRULEZ159 December 10, 2018

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 24, 2017

Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic January 26, 2012

Thomas Stoner

Thomas Stoner is a moron

Guy 1: What’d you think of Thomas Stoner?

Guy 2: He’s a moron

by Cool guy42069 December 16, 2019

A Stoner's Riddle

While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!

Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha

by Becky & Davey December 22, 2021

stoner brett

bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.

stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.

by that_bi_gleek September 07, 2020