stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

Moe's Stone

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.

"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!

by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014

pres-stoned

when your name is Preston and you high as fucc

Preston: ayo man I think I'm high
John: guess you can say your pres-stoned lmao

by Burnzify September 30, 2016

The Stone Roses

A bands From Manchester
Consist 4 member, 2 albums existed cause the rest is just compilation and remixes
Baggy jeans, pollocked painting, and 7 minutes guitar solo
People tend to use 🍋 emoji for their bio, caption or anything because Stone Roses debut album using lemon slices in the pictures lol

Anyways, John Squire from The Stone Roses is cool

by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021

Stone story

You wake up as a stone head then pick up random stones and unlock work craft stuff defeat monster and get weapon

Hey bobby wanna play some stone story?

by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) September 21, 2023

Eric Stoned

When you suck the fart out of your significant others ass, and blow it in their face.

OMG, he totally eric stoned me!!!

by Fogle67 January 26, 2018

Joshua Stone

A very sexy man with lots of friends that want to fuck him. Joshua Stone is an experienced MILF hunter and is widely considered a sex lord. He has a massive black cock that he flexes to all his friends.

“Man Joshua Stone has a massive cock”
“I know right, I wanna fuck him so bad”

by Denbinator December 4, 2022