spalker

usually a relative stranger who uses your social media account for unwanted promotion. For example, someone who tags your name in facebook posts or tweets about their latest business venture , hoping for attention. The word is a contraction of spam and stalker.

he's a spalker

by guerrillas November 4, 2012

spunkballing

the fetish of ejaculating into another persons eyes, similar in nature to that of someone with a foot fetish

jack: anybody fancy a bit of spunkballing tonight?
ashleigh: go on, spunkball me....im ready

by millersmind July 26, 2013

spunk junkee

Some one who is addicted to spunk (sperm) like a drug addict is addicted to drugs the spunk junkee likes it dribbling out of all of their holes and loves nothing more that to swallow warm salty sperm

She loves her fanny filling the spunk junkee

by Rainbowparko October 22, 2013

spunk mattress

A women who is spunked up by a lot of different men

Spunk mattress

by P mole December 9, 2013

spunk chamber

The habitat of the teenage male that is complete with internet access, Vaseline and tissues.

Haven't seen Johnny today...
I think he's just discovered Brazzers.com, so he probably won't be out of the spunk chamber for a while.

by oneofthebiggest May 26, 2014

spunk cup

The cup in which a male (or group of males) blows a load into. Usually used in a semen drinking fetish film.

Those dudes filled the spunk cup to the brim and she took it like a champ!

by Just Some Dude May 4, 2014

Spunk Pit

A place where ejaculation occurs more often than elsewhere.

"Johno, stop festering in you're spunk pit of a room."

by Johno Johnson February 12, 2014