when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...
by mackdadalicious cornielius June 27, 2020
The state of drunkenness achieved by young people on Halloween. Since alcoholic beverages are always abundant on this holiday and most people are either wearing enough clothes to cover their identity or not enough clothes to cover their undergarments, people always seem to get extra hammered.
The phrase plays off the second line of the chorus in the popular Halloween song 'The Monster Mash', "It was a graveyard smash".
The phrase plays off the second line of the chorus in the popular Halloween song 'The Monster Mash', "It was a graveyard smash".
by jzux October 08, 2010
To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.
Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.
Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017
Kind of like Breaking the Ice, but in a much more violent manner.
When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.
When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.
"Tomorrow, I'm gonna Smash the Ice with Ryan."
"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."
"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."
"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."
"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."
by risingSKY February 17, 2015
The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!
by B-rizzle February 13, 2019
The act of performing intercourse with a woman while her vag smells like canned tuna that's been sitting out.
"I heard Vincent had a tuna smash yesterday"
"Yeah apparently her pussy smelled like old fish, and he still banged that"
"Yeah apparently her pussy smelled like old fish, and he still banged that"
by HoleyBoi January 21, 2020
When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.
by Agent 42069 November 11, 2019