Splat Smack

(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.

That splat smack you gave Monica ruined my new jacket.

by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy August 1, 2008

panty smacking

When two adult males sit around gossiping like a couple of Junior High School girls. Can sometimes be accompanied by giggling.

I wonder if G. Bush and D. Cheney drink diet soda while panty smacking about how cute Brad Pitt was on the cover of Teen Magazine.

by Glenn S. February 1, 2004

Coot smack

when your chicks sitting on your ween and slapping her clit to get pleasure.

Dude, my chick was coot smackin' it so hard that her labia ripped off.

by Cailen December 7, 2006

smickety smack

Talk that is so far beyond SMACK, it's SMICKETY SMACK.

This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.

This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.

Elizabeth: "I don't want to be with you because you look at too much porn and pay too much attention to other women and talk about women too much and...and...and...and..."

Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"

by Black@Heart March 17, 2010

smack buttocks

A Smack Buttocks is a male who has the tendancy to violently thrust his genitalia into another male partner's buttocks while a "smacking" sound is made by his testicles striking the partner's butt cheeks.

man, that pole smoker is a real Smack Buttocks!

by Big Wil August 18, 2006

M-Smack

1.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M".
2.) A nickname for someone whose name begins with the letter "M" and who abuses drugs (see smack, coke)

Yo man, Mike was all messed up on coke, so we called him M-Smack. Hehehe!

by Dan The Man April 9, 2004

flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.

The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.

by Big FLATso October 16, 2017