Louisville Slover

When a large wooden dildo is used as a baseball bat, or when a baseball bat is used as a large wooden dildo.

I gave my self a Louisville Slover last night. I may have smacked some balls.

by Goat scroat April 21, 2019

Saucy Sliverware

A random pharse to replace cuss words.

Instead of saying fuck I just died say Saucy Sliverware I just died.

by Linda ;) June 15, 2019

Coat Sleever

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

drip severe

This ain’t no regular “drip” this that you drippin so hard no one else can steel it from you.

1)Kalen is drippin so hard it’s severe
2)That boy kavo drip severe

by Kavo da goat July 20, 2019

Corporate Slavery

Modern day slavery in the workforce is corporate slavery is the mistreatment of employees by paying low wages and no health care. Typically you have a toxic manager that focuses on what you do wrong, which is minimal, but focusing on what you do well and does realize that you have a life outside of work. Often there is a point system for attendance, for instance getting one point for calling sick. You can only earn a certain of points if you call off for work, but you could be a single mother with sick children. Corporate Slavery has risen dramatically due to the decline of unions and "The Right to Work"

Me: Kathy just called in sick for today because when she woke up, her fiancee next to her in bed had died in bed.

Krystal: Can you believe Sheri's response to Kathy was that since it was unplanned absence she would earn a point. Then the boss told her she wouldn't paid for her bereavement time, because he was just a fiancee - not yet a husband.

Me: So wait - are telling me that Kathy won't received the paid bereavement because he was "just" a fiancee. I can't believe Sheri would even mention points. Like Kathy gives a shit right now.

Krystal: This is corporate slavery. Remember when the computers were non-functional and we had to show up to this damn cube farm all three days and just at a non-working computer.

Me: That was horribly boring! Right right this is just a form of modern day slavery. I hate it here, when do I get to time off during the day to be able to interview. It is almost impossible to get your time off approved.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 12, 2020

Social Sliver

A microdose of LSD, usually 1/8th or 1/16th of a tab.

Does anyone want a social sliver before we go to the party?

by rogerdodger11 November 10, 2020

Landon Severson

Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.

Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok

by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021