skeet skeet

To bust a nut. Also, the words used to replace "motherfucker" in the edtied version of Lil John f/ the Eastside Boyz' "Get Low." Instead of that word, it sounds like, "aww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."

In the edited version of "Get Low," the "motherfucker" gets skeeted on!! Skeet skeet!

by Dewey July 15, 2004

skeet tea

Iced tea that contains sperm.

Dude, why did you piss the waitress off? Your going to have some skeet tea!

by Doug fFizzlee July 24, 2007

skeet faced

When someone cums on your face after you give them head .

" i took her back to my place... and lets just say she got skeet faced"

" Im gona skeet face you up."

" im gona take her home and skeet face her up. "

by BobbiFergie November 14, 2007

elite skeet

when your playing a game, and someone says "I skeeted on your mom last night."

and thus you reply, "then if you did that, that makes me an elite skeet, aand you juss a loz3r."

"hey |lz|bonez, i skeeted ALL OVER your mom last night."

"hmm, well then that makes me an elite skeet, cause I know I dident get it from you!"

by the elite skeet December 25, 2007

skeeter

pot that you scrounge up from nothing. ie: usually what is leftover after a bag is empty and you wish you had more to smoke

Bobby: Hey man, got a doobie to smoke?
Todd: Shit, I wish man, I just smoked my last skeeter. *sigh*

by Kingcluez September 9, 2009

skeet

For all those losers that didnt know its also a shotgun sport where you shoot at clay pigeons that come out of a high and low house from 8 stations in an arc.

Lets go shoot some trap and skeet and maybe some sporting clays.

by skeet_shooter March 25, 2004

skeet

To pull out and "shoot" your sperm in/on something besides your lady in order to prevent unwanted pregnancy.


Skeeting One of the oldest, if not the oldest, forms of birth control. No one is really sure when skeeting started, but it has been around for literally milleniums, being cited in the bible(genesis 38:9).

I didn't want to get her pregnant since food prices are going up, so I just skeeted.

by deathdude612 of runescape November 1, 2008