Skip to main content

Skittles

And seriously...
Hym "What you're pissed about is me taking one skittle out of a bag of skittles, per bag of skittles. As opposed to fucking a retard at the beginning of every shift and again after the pills that prevent his dick from getting hard wear off, falsifying documents, showing up late every day because you have to stop to get condoms to fuck the retard, gaslighting, literal sexual harassment, implicating me in retard sex cult (because my awareness of the act makes me complicit), gender based discrimination regarding the enforcement of rules. But I'm a little lazy and like taking naps. He didn't even go without long enough for it to be out of his system. And for all I know the retard wasn't just trying to keep his dick hard. He could have been waiting to give her HIS skittles. You don't know. You don't care. THEY don't care. About any of it. THEY were perfectly willing to continue my employment. I was not. So what the fuck are you talking about?"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2023
mugGet the Skittlesmug.

Skittle

Skittles are the people who just know that they are a part of the rainbow but can’t quite put a label on anything because they seem to just experiment with everything because sometimes they get too bored in life or just have curiosity about other sexualities.
Daniel is a skittle. He doesn't know what sexuality he is so he has decided to taste the rainbow!
by RosieCrow June 11, 2023
mugGet the Skittlemug.

Skittles maniac

Skittles maniac are people who are obsessed with skittles, sometimes way to obsessed. Not all skittles maniac think of sexual thoughts while eating skittles however some will bring skittles into their sex life.
1. Look how she craves skittles shes is a skittles maniac
by Kittylove66612 July 5, 2019
mugGet the Skittles maniacmug.

shit skittle

The act of having colored shit
Honey after I ate those cookies I got a shit skittle
by SWS meds November 8, 2020
mugGet the shit skittlemug.

skittle biscuit

a biscuit (or a bun, it’s bread so it’s the same thing) with skittles on it
by fefelover69 December 18, 2018
mugGet the skittle biscuitmug.

Skittle Bills

Refrencing Candadian bills due to its colourful nature
“You got them skittle bills?”
by RakimFar July 1, 2022
mugGet the Skittle Billsmug.

Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick
Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!
by gibbymaller November 18, 2018
mugGet the Flabbergasted Skittlesmug.

Share this definition