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Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles
Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!
by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021
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Simone

Simone is a very sarcastic yet nice and lovely boy, he's really smart and always raises his hand in class. He's got brown hair and brown eyes,an adorable smile and a laugh that could kill someone of fun. He can be a little violent of someone tries to tie his hair,but everybody still loves him tho.
Oh look, Simone's answering a question from the teacher!
Yeah, he's definitely clever than us
by jojoposingrn November 22, 2021
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Miss de simone

She is currently working at Passmores

She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed
by By Your favourite student December 10, 2021
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Simone

A person who just can't do anything right, they even fuck up their fuck ups
Wow John, you really Simoned that presentation!
by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024
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Simon

A very hot guy who is beautiful from the inside and outside. Simon‘s usually have a great taste in music and don’t fear hearing some exotic music stuff.

They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!
„This guy over there is so hot, he looks better than teenage Leonardo DiCaprio!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“
by Suizzle April 10, 2020
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Simon

Simon is a person you will never forget. They were they guy that would always break something of yours, steal something of yours and just generally be the most annoying person you will ever meet. Though they mean no harm, you will remember a Simon for the rest of your life. As for appearance, you can never tell if their hair is red or brown, they will also always want it very short. Simons are very skinny with a slightly larger, more oval head. Simons have the energy level as a 100 cups of coffee and have the same vibe as the "A KNIFE!" "NO!" vine kid.
"damm that guy is so energetis, yet full of chaos."
" he reminds me of simon"
by Iputmyfriendsnameonhere November 25, 2021
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Simon

The most irritating person on earth who you consistently want killed
God that guy is so annoying!

He is such a Simon
by vcgtfcdgfg February 5, 2017
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