This person is the most hated person you will ever meet. He is a gay faggot who rides on an imaginary cock all day and gets no girls. This person is the biggest snitch and bitchboy you will ever meet. He is also the biggest pussy ever because when he misses a basketball shot he starts crying.
Person 1: C'mon man it was just a prank
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!
Person 2: "Starts Crying and goes to snitch"
Person 1: Stop being a Simon!
by Not-Jaxon November 30, 2021
Simon is a short mid 50s Yorkshire man who says the n word and can get away with it. He also compliments younger girls making them uncomfortable. He loves himself too much.
by Deadboii771 November 27, 2021
by JasminePersia December 12, 2022
Simon is cute
by Gawk gawk giver babablowjob February 12, 2021
Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS
by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019
A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.
by A Trusyworthy person April 20, 2022
he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic
by Franchipanmanlekker October 09, 2023