Secret mosquitos

I can't fucking see them! I'm covered in bumps and there's nothing there!

Brian got fucked up by secret mosquitos last night. I fear they'll be back for more tonight.

by iiexistential June 21, 2006

Secret Latin Lovers

A White Chick who is having sex with a Latino Lover, who needs to keep it descreet

"Jose and I are so totally Secret Latin Lovers now!"

by weroisufd August 25, 2009

Post Secret Poser

Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.

Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.

"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Daddy's secret recipe

When either your boyfriend or Daddy makes cookies or any number of baked goods using his semen as a substitute for any ingredients. It may also just be added in.

Nathaniel: How did you make these cookies taste so good?
Shaun: It's daddy's secret recipe!

by titiesrule1111111 July 28, 2017

Secret Sifter Society

A group of people skilled in the art of sifting through the degenerate depths of the WWW, finding the GOLD smeared gems of utter genius and dubious idiocy to share with a select few.

Did you see that post on Secret Sifter Society, hard out sift bro. Yeah bro may even win Sifter of the year. You Reckon...... Yeah bro HARD OUT SSS

by Professor Spentser August 1, 2012

Super Ninja Secret

Super Ninja Secret (Adj.) a. To describe a secret that is ultimately THE SECRET that no one knows about or ever will. b. A secret that you can't even tell your bestest friend, or anyone for the fear it would get out. c. A secret that you can't tell no matter what. d. the secret your mother warned you about. e. when someone says they would have to kill you if they told you...yeah, that's a super ninja secret!

"OOOHHH yeah.....that secret....it's a Super ninja secret... I can't tell you!"

The best way to have sex, is still a super ninja secret.

What happened to JFK, is a super ninja secret.

Jimmy Hoffa remains a super ninja secret.

by KitKatt73 March 14, 2010

Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies

Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.

by TheBosma July 10, 2010