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He Drives on The Wrong Side of the Road

An alternative way of describing someone as a homosexual, Usually spoken by two people behind his back.
Person1: What's up with that Brian guy over there?

Person2: Well... he drives on the wrong side of the road, if you know what I mean
by FatMonkeyJuice April 16, 2006
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Road Game

When you have to take a shit at a place that is not at your home, or work, family or close friend. Everywhere else is playing a "road game".

It is much more difficult to win a "road game". Your shit always seems to be runny or farty,and the stench is always god awful on the road. You always avoid putting yourself in this situation even if it means you drive 1 hour to shit at home.
1. Peter was invited to a Super Bowl Party of his boss after just one week on the job. He made the mistake of letting his roommate drive, so he was stuck. During pre-game, Peter was sweating like a pig and realized he couldn't hold his shit back for the fucking 5 hour game. He was faced with an incredibly difficult "road game".

The only bathroom accessible to the party was in the middle of the kitchen. He exploded 3 parts liquid, 1 part solid, into the pot.

Needless to say Peter lost. Worse, the party host was out of TP in the bathroom and Peter had to ask for more.

Worst defeat ever. Complete shutout. 77-0 final score.

2. Sarah finally had to go. So Kevin pulled off the Jersey turnpike and Sarah shat all over the stall at the McDonalds. 28-7

3. Eric's train was 10 min away, but he couldn't hold his shit any longer. This was serious, Grand Central Terminal bathroom might be the worst on Earth. But Eric really had to shit.

Eric lost. He barfed before he shat because he sat in another guys puddle of crap and slipped on a thick turd, while two guys were butt packing in the next stall. Loss 55-3

4. Ralph just met his girlfriend's parents. Yet, the taco bell wasn't holding so a trip to the bath room to shit was urgent. Ralph asked where it was and Jenny's parents pointed across the kitchen. For the next 15 min, Ralph was farting, shitting and moaning as the 3 bean burritos and 2 soft tacos left his bowels. Fire sauce was a bad choice.

Jenny dumped Ralph the next day. 28-21
by Hamburger and Fries August 5, 2010
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roadgeek

Somebody who can be asked how to get somewhere on the road and not even have to think about it before responding with an answer and can name other major cities on the route. Also have everyday thoughts influenced by driving and going places.
Guy: Hey Roadgeek, how do I get from Duluth, Minnesota, to Laredo, Texas?

Roadgeek: Take Interstate 35 south through Minneapolis/St. Paul, Des Moines, Kansas City, Wichita, Oklahoma City, Dallas/Ft. Worth, and San Antonio and you will get there.
by The Volkswagen Beatle December 28, 2004
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road paver

when a guy shits on a girl and spreads it with his ass
i've gave that girl the road paver last week
by roadpaver December 17, 2006
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Road On

An erection males experience caused by the vibrating sensation from driving in a automobile.
Dude, I can't get out of the car yet. I still have a road on from that long ride.
by imdeadicated November 14, 2009
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Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009
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nuts on the road

means okay, thats fine, all good, great, sounds good etc.
John: Shall we got out for a curry tonight?
Chris: Nuts on the road we will!
by dfghfdrfdfrt September 28, 2007
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