Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.
My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.
by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021
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redneck friday

When you take lunch break and never return to work
Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.
by red neck friday January 23, 2015
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redneck rental

When you go to walmart and buy something to use for a brief time and return to get your money back.
I wanted to watch the playoffs on a big screen so I went to walmart to grab a redneck rental of the 70" inch tv.
by naked_guy January 14, 2012
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Redneck Margarita

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)
i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas
by Robert Rene December 27, 2015
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Redneck Rave

Rave in which large amounts of truck sluts, daddies money trucks, sluts in Boots, desperate girls that act drunk but really aren't and annoying city folk come to rub mud on their face and brag about how "Kountry" they are.
You see all dem truck sluts at redneck rave.
by ballsackpenisfucklick November 13, 2016
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A redneck reunion

When many members of the same family have an orgy
My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion
by Matts a mud cracker November 29, 2016
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Redneck Roofies

a combination of baby asprin, cheap whiskey and diesel fuel.
Daryleen drank some redneck roofies, and woke up next to her cousin Daryl Earnheart Jr.
by DJPK February 08, 2009
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