redneck friday

When you take lunch break and never return to work

Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.

by red neck friday January 23, 2015

redneck rental

When you go to walmart and buy something to use for a brief time and return to get your money back.

I wanted to watch the playoffs on a big screen so I went to walmart to grab a redneck rental of the 70" inch tv.

by naked_guy January 14, 2012

redneck island

the redneck version of a long island iced tea; made up completely of mass types of moonshine

"whatchu drankin?"
"i got me here a redneck island YALL DIGGITY"

by throwinhunnits September 26, 2013

Redneck Margarita

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)

i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas

by Robert Rene December 27, 2015

Redneck Rave

Rave in which large amounts of truck sluts, daddies money trucks, sluts in Boots, desperate girls that act drunk but really aren't and annoying city folk come to rub mud on their face and brag about how "Kountry" they are.

You see all dem truck sluts at redneck rave.

by ballsackpenisfucklick November 13, 2016

A redneck reunion

When many members of the same family have an orgy

My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion

by Matts a mud cracker November 29, 2016

redneck tequila

To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.

We don't got lotsa drink money so we jus' went down to the corner store and made us some Redneck Tequilas

by Lelouche September 08, 2007