Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.

Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.

by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010

Redneck Canada

It’s literally just Alaska

“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
“You mean Alaska?”

by Luck7_mushroom September 26, 2020

Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.

Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.

by Sramazan October 9, 2015

Redneck Margarita

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)

i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas

by Robert Rene April 5, 2016

A redneck reunion

When many members of the same family have an orgy

My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion

by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016

Redneck Rave

Rave in which large amounts of truck sluts, daddies money trucks, sluts in Boots, desperate girls that act drunk but really aren't and annoying city folk come to rub mud on their face and brag about how "Kountry" they are.

You see all dem truck sluts at redneck rave.

by ballsackpenisfucklick November 13, 2016

Redneck Roofies

a combination of baby asprin, cheap whiskey and diesel fuel.

Daryleen drank some redneck roofies, and woke up next to her cousin Daryl Earnheart Jr.

by DJPK February 7, 2009