by BaconBlue November 22, 2023
Get the Dragon's Pubes Candymug. When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023
Get the hard pubesmug. When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.
Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
by Garlic Head September 12, 2021
Get the Breaded Pubesmug. The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.
by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025
Get the Polynesian Purple Pubemug. thick, disgusting, untrimmed hair sticking out of guys' noses. most often seen in older dudes, or geezers.
Gary wanted his barber to trim the hairs sticking out of his nose, but the barber said, "No, I don't do nasal pubes."
by pfon January 10, 2011
Get the nasal pubesmug. The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008
Get the Pube Parachutemug. Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross
by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013
Get the Pube Cannonmug.