Harry Potter

A book series (and movie series) that is and always will be the best. Words can't explain how amazing it is. It is just the best thing ever! Thanks to J.K. Rowling

HARRY POTTER SERIES>you.
by coldplayinglife October 30, 2011
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Harry Potter

An epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Why would I wanna read a stupid children's book?
Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.
Dumb-ass: Uh....
by Nerdfighter1998 June 1, 2011
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Harry Potter bitch

Harry Potter is a series of books written by J.K Rowling. Originally the series was great. J.k Rowling is a good author and i think started the world of wizards and witches. Then Twilight came along. Everybody Started to like Twilight and people who liked Harry Potter started to get pissed off and started to call twilight gay. People who actually liked Twilight didn't want to be called gay so then the the population of Twilight fans declined due to Harry Potter fans becoming well Bitchy. Now I happen to like Both series alot. I like Harry potter's plot lines and I like Twilight's Dark Romance. But i have alot of anger towards the Harry Potter fans out there. So you dont like Twilight. BIG DEAL! Get over Yourselves. Its a couple of books. The world doesnt revolve around Harry Potter Or Twilight! Lets put it this way you saying "avada kedavra" isnt going to do anything and Stephanie Meyer saying Edward is the beautiful doesnt make him a real person.

Harry potter Bitch: HARRY POTTER IS SOO MUCH BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!
Twilighter: FUCK YOU! EDWARD CULLEN COULD SMASH HARRY POTTERS ASS BACK INTO RON'S GINGER DICK!
Harry Potter Bitch: EDWARD CULLEN WANTS RON'S DICK!
Harry Plotter, Harry Pothead, Edward Cullen Effect , Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch, Twilight, Harry Potter Bitch
by apersonwhorespectsauthors August 6, 2010
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A culmination of words, names and phrases from the Harry Potter World that can be used to describe or dictate ordinary everyday occurrences! Kind of the Wizard's alternative to "Cockney Rhyming Slang" just replacing "Cockney" with "Potter"!
Harry Potter Rhyming Slang examples:

Merlin’s Beard - God that’s weird!
Horcrux Snape - For f***’s sake!
That’s Weasley - That was easy!
Hermione Granger - Hello stranger!
Quiddich Quaffle - What a load of waffle!

...Now let’s see them used in situ:

I came out of the house only to see my dog grunting at a squirrel. “Merlin’s Beard!” I exclaimed. Then I noticed that my dog was standing on my favourite flower bed! ‘Horcrux Snape’ I thought to myself, ‘I only just planted those a year ago!’. I yelled at Dozer - my dog - to move his arse kindly off my flowers which he did, promptly. ‘Hmm...That was Weasley’ I thought to myself! Usually it takes longer for Dozer to recognize my mood and oblige my orders! Just then I saw and old friend of mine - Julianne - walking passed the house. “Hermione Granger!” I called out to her but she simply looked at me, puzzled, and said “Quiddich Quaffle!” and thus ended our conversation.
by WackyWizard June 27, 2011
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harry potter rahtard

Shorty looks hot in her new wizard glasses, but the fish people look harry potter rahtard.
by tigger802 July 12, 2010
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24 potter gold

a funny quality act from the famous potter. long lasting memories are caused by these certain moments
by Bluecoat Boy June 20, 2007
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