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parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.
Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.
by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016
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bum poking

v.

1. Anal sex, or other anal stimulation of a sexual partner by another. Can include methods such as digital manipulation, oral stimulation, or penetrative sex.
1. That chick is so drunk, she'd let you start bum poking her, man.

2. James gave me a vicious bum poking last night. It hurts so bad to even wipe my pussy after i pee, I really am not looking forward to having to poop.
by Psychokillah_qu'est-_que_c'est February 28, 2011
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pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked
PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!
by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006
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Parking lot Gimpin

The act of being a wanna-be pimp and a fake ass ghetto faggot, who thinks they've got game and spits the most worthless ignorant shit at your girl in the parking lot when your leaving the club. There is no such thing as parkin lot pimpin....only parkin lot gimpin.
yeah boy, i'm a be outside parking lot gimpin boy, i love this shit. "Wassup baby, where you goin tonight? Hey I'm just tryin to holla a little. you wanna sip of my hennessy? Hey, gimps need love too...god i hate myself!"
by robstheman March 13, 2007
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ring poking

"real men poke their rings" - mc pokey bum wank
by Cakeslob, cracker January 12, 2005
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rock star parking

A style of parking in which you drive circles around the mall lot for two hours in your 4 MPG SUV looking for a space that partially covers both the handicap spot and the fire lane so as to allow yourself to walk less than one and a half feet to get your fat ass into the front door.
Dude, I got like crazy Rock Star Parking at the Gap today; it was so pimp that there was like thirteen teenie boppers hoarding my car when I got out because they thought I was like a professional celebrity!
by DMastro April 21, 2008
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poking on facebook

having nothing to do but irritate girlfriend by repeatedly poking her and then telling people you enjoy it when she pokes you back as a sexual reference.
yo, i was bored so i started poking on facebook. ya know, my girl, 'cuz i like it when she pokes me back, ya heard??
by yadayadayayaya December 28, 2009
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