patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

piglet

A small pink and short penis, even when erect, it still stands at a mere 4 inches tall at its best.

"Omg girl, his package was more like a PIGLET!"

by MtothARiA November 3, 2009

Ping

A phrase used by many 16 year olds around the country, particularly by E.P.H.S students to describe one's ability to run fast.

Elliot: How did you get here so fast? We were walking and it took us 20 mins.
Connor: I was just pinging the whole way here on my bike, took 5 mins.

by PING4LIFE. October 15, 2010

Popti Ping

The welsh 'slang' name for a microwave

can also mean hot as fuck

I want to use the Popti Ping

Damn that girl make me Popti Ping

by DatBoiiShiWhatUp June 21, 2017

Double Nut-ping Cancellation

Two wrestlers missing a low-blow simultaneously, as seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. This is achieved by a recovering character holding the the down pose and coming up with a low-blow while the standing character strong-strikes a low-blow of his own. The result is a double 'whooshing' sound and they both punch the air, no one hit. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The fore mentioned maneuver cancels the "ping".

:: Two players go for the low-blow ::

one says: "AWW! The double nut-ping cancellation!"

by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009

ping

The noise created by ovulation triggered by thoughts of an attractive man

*PING* (when thinking about Derren Brown)

by Likkle April 3, 2004

Pinelands

Pinelands is exactly what it sounds like, a land full of pineys. For fun they shoot things, drink beer, watch nascar, drink more, then shoot some more shit. They wear flanels, jeans and cowboy hats and most have a southern accents. There extremely behind on technologly and are puzzled on how to use an ipod. There completely consumed by the power of contry music. They have farms everywhere and use there own brand of redneck slang Just your normal group of rednecks.

Ryan: Whatcha doing this weekend Kristen?

Kristen: Ehh probably drinkin some beer, shooting some trees, and maybe robbing a farm for chicken eggs! Yeeehaa!

Ryan: Piney...

Kristen: Well what else ya gonna do in pinelands!

by Someone whos normal November 19, 2010