John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.
by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025
Get the Suburban Chia Petmug. When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substance “MDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.
Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.
Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten
Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten
by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 July 16, 2019
Get the Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face petmug. Something that you really love, even though you don't necessarily have a good or objective reason for it.
It might not be objectively the best, but it's one of your personal favorites.
It might not be objectively the best, but it's one of your personal favorites.
Scooby Doo is one of my pet favorite shows. I know it's not always the most well-written, but I just think it's so much fun.
by PotatoDistributor February 2, 2023
Get the Pet favoritemug. by Specktrum December 2, 2015
Get the pet some dogsmug. A millionaire who is happy to provide their time, money and/or other assets they own to their non-millionaire companion without expecting them to repay that with any kind of service or favor in exchange for their commitment, their priority being their companion's wellbeing. (Note: explicitly not a sugarbaby-sugardaddy/sugarmommy type of relationship, and you ougth to treat your pet millionaire with respect, too.)
by Blues5565 October 17, 2024
Get the pet millionairemug. Describes someone who has fully embraced being in a soft, submissive, affectionate (and sometimes bratty) dynamic—usually as the “pet” in a romantic or kink-coded relationship. Common signs include a desire for praise, being owned, wearing collars, curling up in laps, and responding alarmingly well to “good girl/boy.”
Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:
Bratty behavior when denied attention
Barking/meowing in voice chats
Curling up on people they like
Being touch-starved but won’t admit it
Melting at praise
Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats
Going feral if ignored too long
Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:
Bratty behavior when denied attention
Barking/meowing in voice chats
Curling up on people they like
Being touch-starved but won’t admit it
Melting at praise
Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats
Going feral if ignored too long
Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
“She growled when I stopped petting her and then begged for belly rubs. She’s so pet pilled it’s unreal.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
by Mist111 May 20, 2025
Get the Pet Pilledmug. 