Asian paper

Lined paper that has twice as many lines as yours, causing extreme jealousy because its owner can fit twice as much work on one sheet of paper as you.
Usually owned and supplied by Asians.

Guy 1: Dude how come Hyea-ji can fit all of her work on one side of a piece of paper and it takes me two whole sheets?

Guy 2: Well duh, she has Asian paper. You should ask her for some.

by GregJenning January 13, 2011

copy paper headass nigga

The WHITEST white boy alive

That nigga is white as fuck. Copy paper headass nigga

by Starace August 29, 2018

Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.

Karen is a toilet paper hoarder

by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020

Scissors Cut Paper

The phrase often said during the act of forming a "V" with both your pointer finger and middle finger and opening and closing them upon someones hand which was going for a high five .

Person: High Five!
Me: Scissors cut paper.
Person:WTF?

by Unholy Cow October 19, 2010

Fly Like Paper

To be as cool as money itself, not necessarily to be assigned a monetary value (prositution). But to be as popular and as desireable.

"Fly Like Paper, Get High like Planes"
-MIA

by The Italian Stallion! October 9, 2008

paper pusher

any bureaucratic worker, usually one who works at a public partition.

I hate those paper pushers working at the city hall.

by André Bretas May 5, 2005

paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008