paper cunt

When a woman sells her citizenship with a posibility of having sex

Just finished a transaction with a paper cunt , can’t wait to fuck her and get may citizenship

That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship

by Wlr32 December 15, 2017

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

by higmaster flash April 27, 2023

yung paper

the swaggiest rapper ad girly pop eva

dang man! you be acting like a yung paper right now!

by jenny telia April 28, 2019

paper cricket

A new push pin that has a clip, which allows for papers to be slipped into without puncturing or damaging the piece. Good for artists, students, businessmen, and teachers.

John: "You have any tacks I can borrow?"
George: "I got paper crickets you can use."

by Modica4uall May 30, 2011

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

Copy Paper

A paper that is purely white. A good comparison to an Irish person's skin.

Oh my god, did you see Anna? She's basically a sheet of copy paper!

by AnnaB123 August 8, 2015

Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020