Nik Nak Paddy Whack

Hiring someone to kill somebody else with a porcelain doll in a rice paddy.

I hired him to do a Nik Nak Paddy Whack but he got caught half way through

by paddywhacker17 May 6, 2011

National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Panda Express

A racist remark towards Asian people, usually to mock their style of eating with chop sticks and rice bowls.

Person 1: Want to go to the mall?

Person 2: Sure, but I'm going to Panda Express later.

Person 1: WTF dude, are you racist or something?

Person 2: What, I just said I'm going to Panda Express.

Person 1: Look up what Panda Express means before you say that in public.

by StealthBlackHand March 21, 2009

panda face

(n.) A victim of domestic violence

Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

The Exploding Panda

the act of ripping out one's penis so hard while having anal intercourse with an obese asian woman causing an explosion of diarrhea.

Man, i had to wash my sheets seven times because this bitch had the exploding panda.

by kwk1986 July 6, 2008

panda fucker

a person of asian decent

the panda fucker at VTech took the high kill score from the white people when he went on the shooting spree.

by pn/b/tard January 6, 2008

Kung Fu Panda

1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot

Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda

by BrotherBob March 8, 2013