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paddle your own canoe

A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,

A female wank
John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe
by Jizzl September 18, 2014
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Ride your own ride

To operate your motorcycle within your skill level.
Why is Mike so far behind the group?

He was told to ride your own ride!
by Andrew Nizwantowski October 6, 2021
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minding my own business

If someone says ''I've been minding my own business'' he means that he ghost pinged a mod
Person 1:I've been minding my own business
Person 2:Did you get banned? It's pretty annoying
by gigaming5793452 March 16, 2021
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bdc owns invincible anarchy

The urban slang "BDC OWNS INVINCIBLE ANARCHY" is a common term used amongst the invincible anarchy community (a total of 7 unique players). BDC is a group amongst several players, _Kingpin, ismoDev, ResperyMartin (and his many alts), DimeBaggiez and 6k. BDC owns invincible anarchy and always will. BDC ON TOP
"BDC OWNS INVINCIBLE ANARCHY FOR REAL ON GOD!"
by KingpinBDC March 17, 2023
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eat your own asshole

To Eat ones asshole and like it
by Adam February 8, 2005
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enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.
Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)
by teh_cactus July 2, 2006
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Nude man's own dressing

Ejaculate, preferably spread out over a large area. If diet is taken into consideration, you may get a variety of flavors, from pineapple to asparagus. Not necessarily linked to tossing salad, but that will probably result in dressing on the side.
By the time they finished, he was sore all over and her cherry tomatoes were covered in nude man's own dressing.
by svils March 5, 2008
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