tool

a greenspoon

man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away

by walt3r September 9, 2010

tool

1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.

2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.

Emample: Steve Narish

"Wow, this kid is a tool!"

by G thang love daddy December 3, 2007

multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.

"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."

by Friedrich February 22, 2003

NOC Tool

NOC Tool is a person who works in a NOC and is the butt of everyone's jokes, at times they will even participate in making fun of the NOC Tool not realizing they are the fucking Tool

Hay did you hear NWS shit himself least night because he is too fucking stupid to tell the difference between shit and a fart?? What a fucking NOC Tool

by D0nkypunch March 6, 2018

Wicked Tool

Someone who you cant stand to be around, but want them at the same time!

"That kid is such a wicked tool, But I want him right now."

"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."

by mkllbtfs70 February 18, 2009

Towle tool

A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.

Girl 1. You had sex with him too?

Girl 2. Yeah, no one told me he was a Towle tool!

by Notfromexperience August 23, 2012

accessibility tool

a tool that helps those with disability(s) to access spaces that they would be otherwise unable too.

I just got a screen reader! This accessibility tool is going to make life so much easier.

by Tapinix July 9, 2021