paper persona

The voice of one's writings which embodies a completely different personality than that which is used naturally by an individual when speaking. Often times, there seems to be a formality which is uncharacteristic to the person that is used as a means of persuasion or description, even when writing to those to whom the individual is informal.

Following are two ways of conveying a message. First, using the paper persona, and second, using regular speech:
TEXT TRANSCRIPT
"There was a period of years where I, in a phase of morbid development, blamed myself for every occurrence of misfortune. However in recent days, I've learned to dissociate from that pattern."
SPOKEN
"For years, I just blamed myself for everything bad, man. But I've been working on it. I think I'm better now."

by sal mendez September 24, 2012

Gay on Paper

Gay on Paper (phrase): A straight male who bears all the hallmarks of being gay.

Brad is thin, well dressed, meticulous about his appearance, into theater and the arts but not into sports. The dude is gay on paper.

by Poetoaster January 19, 2013

Chin Paper

Toilet paper used to 'mop up', after sexual activities of facial nature.

Here's Chin Paper for when we've finished.

by Popdis March 12, 2011

Magic Paper

referring to acid-infused blotter paper/tabs of acid (LSD)

Hey can you hook me up with some magic paper?

by Raco_ February 9, 2023

Dimes And Paper

A song made by Big AK Horizontal

Yo yo are you the creator of dimes and paper

by Big AK Horizontal October 24, 2023

Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!

by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

by higmaster flash April 27, 2023