riddled with cock

An easy lady with a penchant for the love truncheon

You might want to give her a miss Brian, she is riddled with cock

by goody2shoes2 September 20, 2011

Cock the Cake

To ruin a good thing. Philadelphia-area slang. Etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his penis into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.

Mary: Honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you're going to have to cancel your camping trip.

Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!

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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"

by Bendy5 April 3, 2010

cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time

"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"

by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015

cock guardian

one who guards the cock of a friend from unsightly females

Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?

by imgregbrady August 20, 2008

cock serve

The opposite of a cock block: when a female overtly conveys interest in a male.

She offered to cook you dinner? That's a cock serve if I've ever seen one.

by Jonathan Forsythe December 30, 2004

Secondhand Cock

The inadvertent contact of male genitalia by another male by way of a third party.

Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!

Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"

by Beornn1 February 21, 2011

Cooler Cock

The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.

Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.

by Orchard August 6, 2012