tuesday

you can’t describe tuesday, tuesday is a day like no other. no one can yet know the power of tuesdays bar 2 people. tuesdays is for them to understand and everyone else to be confused about

“it’s a tuesday…”
“see you tonight then” (wink optional)

by arsonali October 22, 2022

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Tyto Tuesday

A casual fighting game event taking place on the day after Monday but before Wednesday.
The host is known for bribing fgc members with cheap pizza and beer to entice them to attend.

I missed the last Tyto Tuesday and now I have to wait an entire week for the next one. Depression.

by CrossEyedDaisuke November 11, 2024

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C U Next Tuesday

Calling someone a Cunt secretively

Fucking C U Next Tuesday bitch

by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016

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Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.

"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"

by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021

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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.

Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.

by victoriabay April 18, 2023

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