Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

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Tuesday Night Twistback

Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.

She thought we were boutta fuck but I told her I needed that Tuesday Night Twistback first…

by pit… April 20, 2025

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Tuesday

An average day. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Blanche: "You know what they call it when a woman sleeps with two men at the same time?"
Sophia: "You'd call it Tuesday!"

#GoldenGirls

by Liz8472 February 6, 2018

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TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019

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Tiesto Tuesday

1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.

We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.

by emoSyuG November 5, 2020

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