shed a tear for Nelson

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

White Man Tears

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.

The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.

by i<3europeans September 24, 2021

Bleed Manly Tears

When a Straight man Crys.

Mostly used while talking to a girl

Dude, my paintball gun is at my friends house, and hes not home, im gonna go cry

Girl-You cry?

NO, i just bleed Manly Tears

by DonCapo August 20, 2008

Apology Video with tears

When someone on TikTok makes either a cringey, totally out of pocket video. Or when a video displays true information that people just don’t like to bring up. Usually meant in a joking manner.

TikTok user: *makes an joke about the death of a character*

Commenter: “OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU. APOLOGY VIDEO WITH TEARS RN 😭😭😭”

by King_Rat_K October 11, 2022

Father nature's tears

Perspiration from the perineum.

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

by Spongebobeehsa November 23, 2021

ghetto tear off

when u loose a part of your vehicle and haul a** hoping no one sees!

yo man, we pulled into the store and dropped our brush guard on our car. we backed up and parked in the next row and hoped no one saw our ghetto tear off.

by krystie77 August 29, 2009

tear a skunk apart

to celebrate an occasion using an online video communication platform

We gonna tear a skunk apart on Zoom this New Year's Eve!

by minorsurgeon March 23, 2021