granny glinda

SLUT

Granny Glinda is a slut

by 12345eee May 16, 2016

Granny

The annoying character that always hits you with a Bat

Granny:I see you
Me:How DAFAQ does she see me?

by sandman236 July 5, 2018

Granny drain

(drain the granny out of it)

It means getting every last bit.

Bitch, come granny drain My dick!!

by Lanabanana69 September 8, 2017

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023

Granny

The annoying character that hits you with a baseball bat

Playing granny then granny comes and hits me with a bat
Me:WTF?

by sandman236 July 5, 2018

granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely

"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."

by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025