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poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.
He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.
by El Kakador April 19, 2010
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Carpe diez nuts

An insult given by a man to either another man or a woman. Derived from carpe diem meaning sieze the day. Modified to either insult another man or sexually arouse a woman.
Ex. My girlfriend wanted it so I told her carpe diez nuts

Ex. My bro began to bitch me out so I told him to carpe diez nuts.
by Professor Latin March 11, 2009
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spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.
Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005
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squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.
I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.
by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007
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Nutsacjam

A smelly, fungus type substance found around the area of the nutsac.
Tim: What the douche is that smell?
Joe: Probably my nutsacjam
Tim: Yum...
by manman22 February 24, 2009
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Nutsoss

That trick was nutsoss
by Chandall August 31, 2011
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